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[–] [email protected] 143 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 80 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Screencapping in dark mode was the wrong move.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It provides greater impact and is easier to read. Dark mode is always the way

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They should sell black paper

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

It’s exists. I started doing calligraphy during covid and the various types of inks and paper is a neat rabbit hole to go down.

I did the wedding party invitations for someone I know on black paper using a gold shimmer ink with the flourish in a combination of green shimmer and blue/gold shimmer. It looked really cool.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If it was his printer, it was a great bit of petty revenge. Ink ain't cheap.

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[–] [email protected] 77 points 6 months ago

She used his printer.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

I bet it was worth the good roasting

[–] [email protected] 71 points 6 months ago

Based on the guy’s body language, feels like a recreation of this:

Which was apparently a woman getting help with a divorce or something (IIRC)

[–] [email protected] 69 points 6 months ago (7 children)

Shit like this is wild to me. Why not just break up and move on?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago

This may be phase 1 of the break up. Just grind the dude down before they let him know they're gone, so he knows exactly why they're done.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I agree, why don't he broke up before being an asshole? Than why she had the trouble to print and confront instead of breaking up? And why is HE listening to ir? why don't just break up with a girl he is not into anymore and it's harassing him?!

See I agree that she is being extra and crazy but this culture that man can be assholes and apologize without breaking up is also shitty. "sHe iS cRaZy"

Break up with your SOs guys! You don't have to go through this and don't have to disrespect her, just break up and you can have any pussy you want!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Next time she will do a PowerPoint

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Sunk cost fallacy.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Damn she really came with the Congress presentation of receipts.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Will no one spare a thought for that poor, poor inkjet?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Hewlett-Packard, profusely salivating, entered the chat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

The shine on those makes me think it's laser.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago

She even sized up to A3 size paper. Dropped some real cash say Kinkos for this shit.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Are we not going to talk about the celebratory cupcake she has for herself when she finally dumps his cheating ass?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

She could be his lawyer. Who knows what's going on here TBH.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Dude, we're on Lemmy. Jump to conclusions or GTFO.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (6 children)

Honest question, why would either person sit through this? I understand that (it looks like) the guy's been cheating on the girl, but he does know he can just stand up and walk away, right? Like, man, just leave her and sleep around for a bit if that's what you want to do.

[–] [email protected] 106 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other friends?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I know now why you cry, but it's something I can never do

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

This movie was so perfect.

I maintain that if people watch T1, and then a few of the more “ok” sequels, they will think the series is pretty neat sci-fi. But if someone watches T2, the rest of the series looks like ass.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 months ago (22 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's because she's angry and upset and wants to hurt him back, and this is the way she can do that. She wants to let him know how much of a piece of shit he really is, in front of people, so he can't hide from it anymore. It hurts her, but it hurts him more.

Maybe she can make him feel a twinge of guilt or regret over what he's done. Maybe. If not, at least she gets cake.

But for real, she's upset and wants to hurt him back, and make sure he knows he's not a good person, because he probably gaslit her and has been denying it for a while.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (3 children)

He could also walk away tho

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

People cling to hope for a last minute save. Not just with this type of thing, but any time failure/death is probably inevitable

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Why use A3 size paper though? And what part of the messenger that she is holding up? Looks like a friend suggestion list from FB and we all know how random they are!

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why use A3 size paper though?

She used an ISO 216-compatible paper size so she can take him to the International Court of Justice, which is in the EU.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

This guy lawyers

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why use A3 though?

To make a point.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It’s perfect for displaying mobile screens in the right ratio

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I believe it's Twitter DMs

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

I think it's the accounts he's following on Instagram. It's a screenshot from her phone's perspective I think.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm too old to get it, is that a list of contacts?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 months ago

List of contacts and then there's the conversations she's holding.
Guy was probably unfaithful, but why would she want to do that?
You didn't miss much

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Right looks like instagram DM in dark mode, and left looks like a list of accounts he doesn't follow (looks like they are a Blue rectangle with the text 'Follow' inside)

potato.jpg idk I'm speculating.

Maybe he thought he could hide it if he didn't follow the accounts and only stuck to DM's lol

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

That's probably his following list being viewed by someone other than him. If he's got it on public or friends-only, it can be viewed by other people, but there would still be blue follow buttons, since the person viewing the list isn't following them.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

She used the fancy stuff

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Rip in peace

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

That's a cool shirt he's sporting, though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Why do you think he’s drowning in pussy?

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