this post was submitted on 05 May 2024
143 points (96.7% liked)

Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc.

562 readers
1 users here now

For sharing images of vintage magazine ads, fliers, promos, etc.

We're going to play it pretty loose with timeframe here so please don't get offended anyone :)

founded 5 months ago
MODERATORS
 
top 21 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Remember when ads had several paragraphs in small print and everybody read them because there was nothing else to do.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

and detailed information about the products instead of just a list of vague bullet points that really don't tell you anything so you have to scour the internet to find out if the thing will actually work for what you want or not.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

A head full of facts (up to 50 facts maximum)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

That sounds about right.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

I'm not sure most of the people I know have more than 50 facts in their heads.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

It's the Alzheimer's edition

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Awww. I had one of these as a kid. I thought it was the coolest thing ever at the time.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

And you were right.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

And to think yesterday I added 1 trillion additional bytes of storage to my computer for the same purchasing power as that watch cost when it was new. What a time to be alive.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But did you put 50 things from your head in it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Error. My head does not contain 50 unique things.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Buffer underflow.

Me too. Me too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The ad is kinda weird because the guy is wearing the watch upside down. I love Casio watches though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You assume that's his arm.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Fair rebuttal; we're meant to infer the left-side hand pointing at the watch belongs to the same model of the right-side arm that's wearing the watch. Admittedly, this is an assumption based on insufficient data. It's not impossible that the finger-pointing left hand and the watch-wearing right wrist are owned by two different models.

That doesn't change the fact that the watch is worn on a right-arm wrist in an orientation that would show it as upside down to a right-arm wrist owner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Counter rebuttel; my interpretation is sillier

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Counter counter that it’s intentional due to the built in 8-digit calculator. 58008 and its kin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

the fact that the watch is worn on a right-arm wrist

Are we sure about this? I've looked at it for a while now, and I can kind of believe either. Where would the thumb be?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Playing Abiotic Factor, and I go "huh that's a neat watch". Three days later, an advert for a decades old, exact same watch on Lemmy lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wow, I don't know if I have ever seen an uglier advertisement... And I lived through the 90s Sunny D campaign.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I love it. It's like a dollar store Dali knock off.