'cos you changed all those little back street "to the houses" routes to Mega Routes fucking fifteen minutes walk from where anyone lived and cut the goddamn services, you chodes.
When I was a kid you could literally catch a bus that looped from chaddy to oakleigh to chaddy to oakleigh that touched on both stations, both shopping centres, went past st. mary mags, along the batesford shops, and was within easy goddamn distance to every house on the way. Every half hour on the loop, meaning one up and one down every 15 minutes. Now you bypass everything to stuff them on express routes so no one can get on the farkin' things and they run once every four hours.