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A wise man once said:
You never finish a program, you just stop working on it.
When you stop looking for bugs you can honestly say you haven't found any. That's how how the pandemic ended.
There are no bugs. Just happy little accidental features.
This is what I'm telling my boss from now on.
How I felt 10 minutes ago when I fixed a bug just after zipping it for release.
Must have deleted the entire program.
In some interpretations of "bug-driven" programming, no file, or perhaps an empty file, is an instance of the zeroth-bug: The project does not exist.
One could argue that this bug zero is the true ancestor of all other bugs. There's something satisfyingly set-theoretic about it.
Too philosophical for me.
Debugging my hello world be like:
The bug you’ll fix that will spawn 3 more somewhere else in the code
FTFY
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2024
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