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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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One nut says to the other, "I'm a cashew".

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I swear the title sounds like the beginning of a much dirtier joke

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Scrotum? Damn near killed 'im!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Unfortunately, the other was a salted.