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Dad Blows Through 10 Of Child’s Snack Packs In One Sitting (www.theonion.com)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago

I thought the onion was fake. Why is it posting my shameful, post smoke eating binge?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 months ago

It is okay to get high. It is NOT OKAY to get high and eat all your baby's cereal.

--Katt Williams.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

"I mean nobody wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did. Im ashamed of myself. The first can doesn't count, then you get to second and third, fourth and fifth I think i burnt with a blowtorch, and then I just kept eatin"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

I did not eat an entire stack of Lunchables while watching Stargate. No one can prove it!!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Get yourself one of those cans of whipped cream and you're in for a good time.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

this is why

dietary fibers and complex carbohydrates are critical components in a meal because they cause satiety.
processed foods are a really really low quality source of food for lunch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

My kid doesn't even eat the cheese sticks anymore. I'm buying them for me now.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

chuckles nervously

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

the foil lined paper bags of Goldfish are no match for me