this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2023
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Funny: Home of the Haha

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How does he survive such lethal knowledge himself?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not well, considering the whole bank robbery situation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

He does it for the kicks, man. For the kicks.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

By threatening everyone else with it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

He doesn't. Just wait 100 years.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh it's an existential dread duel is it? Well motherfucker you just brought a knife to a nuke fight.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Lol never saw that it's brilliant 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Hypocrite that you are, for you trust the chemicals in your brain to tell you they are chemicals. All knowledge is ultimately based on that which we cannot prove.
Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

sounds even better with a heavy french accent