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Wanted Drug Kingpin Keeps Exposing His Location in Mundane Google Reviews (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

dude wanted to leave a bad review so much that he risked his billionaire drug empire.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Funny thing is most of them are good reviews not bad lol

It’s funny reading these mundane “the service was great, good steak” kind of review and knowing it’s written by a billionaire drug kingpin 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"Ordered the shrimp cocktail on ice. It was terrible. If it doesn't improve next time I come, I'll put the chef on ice!" ⭐⭐

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So…why haven’t they been arrested?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

They are really good reviews

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Came here to post this, but you beat me. Hilarious shit

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Here's the real story link: https://www.bellingcat.com/news/2024/03/30/kinahan-cartel-wanted-narco-boss-exposes-whereabouts-by-posting-google-reviews/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

"Yeah, but the cannolis at the bakery on 42nd really are shit"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

The revelation comes two years after a LinkedIn profile associated with Kinahan named “Christopher Vincent”—the same name on the Google account—was uncovered.