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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I can't stand those reddit-logo smuglords who are addicted to prestriiiige TV whine about feeeeeeemales and freeze-gamer waifus not being libertarian-alert enough and raging that the latest popular game isn't frothingfash and then giving a smuglord lecture on how you just don't get why their favourite anime tropes should be every piece of media but also hypersus because that's soooo mature

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

someone needs to make a UlyssessgpT

the best part is he would hate it so much

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

If it doesn't have his flesh it can't develop it's own soul jerma-psycho

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

kitty-birthday-sad it just isnt the same, dirt_owl

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Feel like shit, just want him back sicko-wistful .

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Its like im in the same room with him

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This might be my worst post I am so sorry @[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It is your worst post but only because you posted it in badposting instead of chapotraphouse

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

that makes it more low quality making it more suitable for badposting it's a catch22

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Badposting should be renamed to paradox posting

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

True. Maybe we only need two comms. One for bad posts and one for good posts. Mods get on it

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Well also /c/main for no posts @[email protected] see I know all of the epic in-jokes. we used to have REAL chaser threads not anonymous chaser polling too

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Now you're doing the thing where you call me into irrelevant threads to make a big deal about an argument you're having elsewhere. You are definitely Voight.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

@[email protected] @[email protected] suffered the same fate of Having Points Made To Them in other threads. Maybe you can commiserate

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's funny you pretended not to see the other one though when I was being very serious about you not talking shit during a genocide but you're happy to dip into a random slapfight.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I guess we can't all be as emotionally invested in the powerlessness of people in Gaza as you, king! Take it easy for us!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

c/worseposting when?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

As long as Kissinger is gone, he's still with us in spirit.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Dirt_Owlysses

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Don't worry, the Adults in the Room who Make Tough Decisions and Get Shit Done smuglord have assured us E-L-O-N my-hero will fix everything with his treats so-true

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Perfect. Now go and kill Kissinger again

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Feel like shit, just want him back

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Read in the same voice as Homer talking about the Rapping Ronnie Reagan tape: You know what, he did say ”prestige TV” a lot.

He was cool though, wish he'd come back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I miss when he dunked on Star citizen all the time. Also when he yelled at me for reasons I never fully understood.