this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2024
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago (1 children)

AMLO NO, THE STRUGGLE SESSION outdoor-cat

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Outdoor cats can have little a salsa, as a treat

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Oh my god shut the fuck up.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Whenever you see these nonces just send them the pics of Hitler with his dogs

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

I'm genuinely glad I've never had a Twitter account because I'm forced to just go on with my day.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

love to psychoanalyze people who I only know exist through headlines, gotta be one of the great pastimes post- Johannes Gutenberg's big ink machine.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It used to be 'look for the Hitler or Harry Potter line', now it's all 'look for the Trump line'

These people will still be spouting off about how he ruined everything when we're in 2040

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

To be completely fair, it was very funny that he looked into the sun. Could have sworn we had an emoji for it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

He’ll still be the butt of eclipse jokes when it happens again in 2044.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pigs are beautiful creatures that I love and respect feral-hog

But that doesn't stop me from using the word to mean something else cop

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Yeah pigs are definitely some of my favorite animals, and maybe in an abstract sense using it as an insult is problematic and should eventually be phased out. But cops fucking hate it and that's more important to me for now emilie-shrug

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

AMLO seizing the means of purr-duction.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

hyperactive immune cells of the city organism

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago

The sparrows fuckin' deserved it chairman-meow

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

Los gatos del estato

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

cri i don't want amlo to leave office

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

People will say that Stalin was a rich man because he owned 9bababillions cats, but the cats were state-owned.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

nationalize all kittens. and ducks while you are at it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Aye, but they're not part of the national palace, eh?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

(editors note: I originally wanted this to be a bit referencing Obama's weird sexpest period in college obama-spike but then I couldn't immediately nail the tone and gave up. So uhhh just imagine it's Obama and it's funny)

Everybody talks about state owned kitties but when are we gonna talk about the real need all Americans have? I am of course talking about State owned titties. Under my program, any citizen can get a pair of bolt-ons paid for by the state. For free! The titties will be repossessed after death, and can then be reapplied to any other willing citizen. Don't get your nipples twisted, titties for all.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago