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Begging any hot mono women on here in the Ottawa region to date and love me or else they're going to throw me back onto the apps where I'll be torn apart (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Either having mono or being monogamous, I don't care at this point. Just save me from the fright and eventual, inevitable destruction of myself by being exposed to a bunch of people who, if forced to watch Zone Of Interest, would give it a 2/5 rating on Letterboxd for "humanizing the inner lives of Nazis" because they sympathized with Hedwig wanting to travel to fascist Italian spas.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

"throw me back onto the apps where I'll be torn apart" crush

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Truly an antisocial, hyperatomized hellscape where it's next to impossible to meet people and make meaningful connections, and the apps aren't much better either. You have my condolences for living in Ottawa comrade 😔

In all seriousness, I'm not really looking to date at the moment, but I'm always happy to make new friends. If you want someone to talk to or hang out with, feel free to reach out. Though I am pretty busy the next few weeks with end of semester stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Trying to get the courage to DM you, but also too nervous 'cause I'm so used to mixing in sarcastic hyperbole with my real feelings to fake-freak-out about things. I hope you have good anime opinions.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm not going back there. I refuse. Just give me the GF and I can bypass the immense torment of being lead down those winding verbal corridors of singular "hey"s and the even worse "you need to like my dog prisoners".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

dog prisoners

have you tried being a lil bit more normal

Death to America

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Don't.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Toronto's no better, sadly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

i only date stereo women

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What if she monaural??? hyperflush

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm desperate, but I still have standards.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This also goes for lossy girls too, while I'm being discriminating.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Hot girl wearing entirely compression clothing

Me: you disgust me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I would have challenged this two days ago but then I found out "Grimez" met Elon Musk on Lesswrong. I will level with you, meeting people off Discord, Reddit, and Twitter is feasible (or used to be for the latter ones). I am not happy to admit this. Why not activitypub? Or Matrix? People met thru IRC. Could you get into a tall hairy man who skulks around?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

(hexbear is activitypub. i am offering you my hand in marriage etc)