this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2024
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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Once upon a time, it worked with Hexbear's emojis, but then we just had to federate and we've been stuck with regular sized
ever sinceWE WERE TOO POWERFUL FOR THE REST OF THE LEMMYVERSE TO HANDLE SO WE HAD TO TONE IT DOWN A NOTCH
Mods! Lock down this post now! It's full of capitalism!!!
CAN'T WE JUST USE OUR INDOOR VOICES? EVERYONE IS YELLING IN THIS POST.
^obamna^
SODA
NO
I'M GAY!!! 🏳️🌈🌈
THAT'S PRETTY COOL. MY BOYFRIEND IS GAY TOO, BUT I'M NOT.
TO BE CLEAR I'M NOT GAY BECAUSE I'M BISEXUAL. 
TO BE CLEAR IM GAY AND BISEXUAL
HELLO, BASED DEPARTMENT?
Petition to ban you for this post because it absolutely is not a bad post. Like it's even better than most of the good bad posts here
IF A GOOD POST IN BAD POSTING IS BAD, THEN DOESN'T THAT MAKE IT GOOD?
I THINK I NEED TO SIT DOWN.
GET ON MY LEVEL
GET OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR NERD CODING BLOCKS NOBODY CARES IF YOU KNOW JAVA WITH YOUR BEAN FACTORIES
I DONT KNOW ANY JAVA I JUST LIKE HOW IT TURNS MY TEXT ALL KINDS OF PRETTY COLORS
WOW
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WTF YOU CALL IT POUND SIGN?
ARE YOU CALLING THEM HASHTAGS?
DOESN'T EVERY NORMAL PERSON DO SO!
POUND IS THE NAME OF THE CHARACTER. A HASHTAG IS A CONCEPT THAT IMPLEMENTS THE POUND SIGN AS A DELINEATOR. A HASHTAG ALSO INCLUDES THE TAG FOLLOWING THE #
UM ACTUALLY ITS AN OCTOTHORPE
IT'S THE NUMBER SIGN, YOU FOOL
ACTUALLY IT'S CALLED A TIC-TAC-TOE BOARD
BOTH BOLD AND ITALICIZED. YOU HAVE DEFETATED ME IN THE MARKETPLACE OF IDEAS
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST CALLED A SHARP
IDK LOOKS PRETTY DULL TO ME
^whoa^ ^that's^ ^pretty^ ^cool^
I've been doing this for years at this point and you fools have just now caught on?? MODS PLEASE SECURE MY BIT AND REENABLE IT FOR EMOJIS SO I CAN MAKE THEM 2X AS BIG AGAIN
BLAAARRRGHHHHH
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU IT'S TOO LOUD IN HERE
I'll put my pound sign in your space