blight

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

dungday
chewedsday
wetnessday
turdsday
dryday
shaturday
dungday 2

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

just remember you don’t need a voice like Dasha’s to be valid meow-hug

Oh and also I might be missing something, people can learn to do all manner of wacky things with their voices. You might still be able to find a technique that gets close enough

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

mocking abjads is lowkey anti-semitic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

*gives a big wet smooch leaving drool all over the carpet *

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (5 children)

the way i understand it, vocal fry is kind of a side effect of reaching for your lowest possible tone, so unless you do vocal cord surgery, it will sound like a male vocal fry

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

KNOW THE DIFFRENCE

PISS is ”based“

SHIT is ’’based”

PISS AND SHIT is “NOT BASED``

YOU HAVE TO THINK DIALECTICLY

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

30-50 feral hogs headbutted the servers

 

apolgy for bad english

where were u wen heck's bear die

i was at house eating bean when phone ring

"Hecks bear is kil"

"no"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Gets to Have Sex on Saturdays if the Kids are Away on Sleepover

Finally the concept of sleepovers makes sense to me. Feel free to mock my former ignorance.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

people who have less to lose from fascism are more likely to support fascism 🧠🤔🧐

congrats you found the anti-cracker-aktion gene

11
gulag but (hexbear.net)
 

it’s ghoul-ag and we make ghouls do agriculture

oh wait

 

> refer to some concept called "absolute poverty"
> define it in relative terms
> refuse to elaborate
> mfw
cat-confused

 
 

CHILL ’EM ALL (the refrigerated groceries)

 

zizek-theory

 

angery literally me rn

20
hey uh (hexbear.net)
 

yeah

 

do they say anything new and interesting? is it a least funny for more than a couple minutes?

 

I'm really good at computer keyboard one-handed typing. Got it from holding my ~~dick~~ uh ~~face~~ uh ~~red wine~~ uhh ~~beer~~ uh I mean, beverage, in the other hand all the time.

view more: next ›