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[–] [email protected] 68 points 8 months ago (4 children)

An esoteric crystal theosophist fascist is still a fascist.

Sure Shanin, tell us about the root races. Which one is the best one? What is the eye and hair color of the tall, pale humanoid alien that your special starseed soul comes from?

saruman-orb's get the barbara-pit too.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I feel very grateful that I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Uh so the short version is that Helena Blavatsky was a minor Russian noblewoman who moved to India and created a religion called Theosophy that appropriated a bunch of Hindu and Buddhist concepts and that made up religion is the source of basically all new age "spiritualism" and is also the source of Nazi occultism and the Nazi idea of some Europeans being "Aryans" also derives from Theosophy.

I'm not saying all woo woo types are Nazis, but you gotta keep your eyes on em

[–] [email protected] 46 points 8 months ago

When a story starts with Helena Blavatsky, it usually ends with copious amounts of jesse-wtf and a ton of Hitler particles.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I have cursory knowledge of theosophy, some philosophers I know were theosophists (Bergson, Berdyaev), but I generally do stay away from the occult as it does get fashy often.

I just don't know what you're talking about space seeds or whatever, but maybe I don't want to know.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Oh that part, some of these new age people think that their souls are the souls of aliens from other planets or galaxies or constellations or whatever, they call themselves star seeds. My understanding is that this influencer specifically believes herself to be a pleiadian, and star seed people generally depict pleiadians as tall pale white people with long blonde hair and blue eyes. For me that sets off pretty big red flags.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

crackers go back to where you came from (the Pleiades)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (2 children)

White people are aliens, got it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Unlimited HeavensGate on them [not me and my likes tho]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Posadas had white savior syndrome like every other Troskyist

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Yeah but would you believe... Actually never mind, this is the best place you can get to, its only downhill from here. Never look any further into it please

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

Europe is such a boring subcontinent, these days even the racists don't want to be from Europe

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Stars seeds are basically Scientology adjacent where people think their soul came from another dimension or galaxy and are here to guide the world into a golden age.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Blavatsky claimed to have visited Tibet back when it was closed to Europeans, as it should have stayed, although sidebar: it's kinda neat to see how the British Empire overextend its grasp as it fell into decline through the Younghusband (military) Expedition which was pretty blatantly the overtures of the Brits attempting to establish an embassy with which to further expand the British Raj (although this would never come to fruition).

From memory Chinese government officials demanded that the Ganden Phodrang, the Tibetan theocratic Gelug government which was headed by its (roughly) alternating reincarnations of the Dalai Lama and the Panchen Lama (with periods of regency interspersed between those two), expel the Younghusband Expedition and they refused to accede to this demand because they were getting cosy with the idea of their tributary state status lapsing as China experienced a decline due to the Qing Dynasty being the Qing Dynasty and failing to maintain its suzerainty over Tibet as it faced its decline and ultimate collapse.

Blavatsky claimed to have stayed with a Kashmiri who lived in Tibet (Kashmiris living in Tibet is extremely plausible), who was a vegetarian (very implausible on account of the fact that a vegetarian diet in the Tibetan plateau was, until recently, basically a pipedream unless you were wealthy enough to be regularly importing food and very implausible on account of the fact that a Kashmiri in Tibet in this era is either most likely going to be a travelling merchant or part of the Muslim untouchable Ragyabpa caste in Tibet who served as butchers due to the Tibetan Buddhists wanting to "outsource" the bad karma accumulation by the profession of butchery to the heathens for whom they held basically zero concern for. What a charming little arrangement, huh?) who she also claimed was a teacher of the Gelug school of Tibetan Buddhism to students (fairly implausible that a Kashmiri would be well-versed enough in Gelug-specific Tibetan Buddhism that they would have Tibetan students [Why would Tibetans go to a non-native speaker to be instructed on the dominant school of Tibetan Buddhism at that time from a person who is reasonably certain to have not studied as a monk and developed the debate skills that are critical to the Gelug school in particular and who wouldn't have had access to sacred Gelug texts that any nearby Gelug monastery would have in their repositories? If we are talking committed students of the Gelug school then there's virtually zero chance that he would be "qualified" or permitted to transmit empowerments, so it's baffling to try to come up with any decent reason why he would have any students or how he sourced his income.] The only plausible thing about all of this is that a Kashmiri migrant would align themselves to the dominant Gelug school because it would put them in proximity to power and they would find themselves in the good graces of the Tibetan government.)

Idk, but it just seems like too tall a tale for me to believe without a lot of supporting evidence. And that's cherry-picking the most plausible parts of her alleged Tibetan adventures.

Tbh it seems much more believable that her knowledge of Tibetan Buddhism came from contact with the Russians Kalmyks and she used that to fabricate the rest of her claims about Tibet and Tibetan Buddhism. (Although it would be kinda convenient to believe that the proto-fash Blavatsky was doing her research in Tibet in the same way that a later Nazi expedition would conduct because of how it would rhyme.)

Speaking of Nazis in Tibet, did you know that Brad Pitt starred as a sympathetic Nazi protagonist in the Hollywood blockbuster movie Seven Years In Tibet, which was based on the story of Heinrich "I just joined the SS because it was the fashion at the time and I somehow managed to get promoted to the Oberscharfuhrer rank as well as having a private audience with Hitler, which I was was very enthusiastic about" Harrer?

Brad Pitt got banned from China for this (lol get rekt - 7 years in Tibet, how about 17 years of stay the fuck away from China instead?) but tbh he and everyone involved in the production of that film aside from the workers who were just like a gaffer or a caterer or whatever should have been banned from existence.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Everything I learn about the history of woo makes me hate these people more. God damn Nazi hippies.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

There is a very short and very fast-moving pipeline that exists between the spiritualist woo hippie thing and fascism.

Since we're talking Blavatsky, fascism, and Nazi hippies, you do know about the starseed movement, right? Surely you must...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was already vaguely aware of it, although it's just recently that I found out that the kind of "alien" soul a lot of them think they have is just a tall white guy with blonde hair and blue eyes, which is so much worse than thinking your soul is like, a grey or a space octopus or something.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

If you don't want to waste your time digging into the trash heap just to add frustration to your life I respect that choice but if you want to learn more about it there's this piece on it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fast moving pipeline? Its basically a teleporter in my experience with the sorts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Kinda like... the pyramids?? 🤯🤯🤯

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Muslim untouchable Ragyabpa caste in Tibet who served as butchers

This reminds me of a girl I knew in Argentina, who was in butcher's school because, in her words, a butcher's family always have meat in the table.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

A butcher in Argentina not only will always have meat on the table but they're always going to have cash in their pocket because I can't think of a country that would have a higher demand for the services of butcher lol.

There's also the kernel of a joke in there about how that Argentinian's highest priority is ensuring that their chosen profession will provision them with a steady supply of meat. Maybe an interview joke?

"Tell me why you would like to be employed here with us."

"Because it's very important to me that I have a continual supply of meat to my kitchen and being employed at your company will provide for this need."

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (1 children)

See my response to anarchoilluminati

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

You should do an effort post on this some day

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

root races? is that like a maths competition?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago

I think that's where you put down two plants with a landscaping divider between them to act as a lane, and then see whose root system grows to the finish line the fastest.

Spoilers: the kudzu fucking cheats

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If I had a time machine, I'd go back and kill Helena Blavatsky

[–] [email protected] 45 points 8 months ago

Transition didn't save him smh

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago

Made me think:

  • Libs: "I'm not listening to that song or buying that product, I know I'm just one person, but I can't in any way support that"
  • Also libs: "Well yeah I'm voting Biden, how can you not???"
[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago

1 year on T

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Will someone please explain? I’ve seen the weirdo on the left a bit but don’t know who the guy on the right is.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

A conservative country singer, who blame communism from the problems that capitalism cause on rural communities

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

See, I have the opposite problem. Though I'm sure I saw at least ten of the lady on the left at the shiny rock stalls of my local markets growing up

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

I made it so long without hearing that guy's song. Broke my streak like last week. It's a terrible song and I can't believe idiots fall for that same routine of "this guy speaks the truth!" Every five years. These dudes grift on one song and never show up to actions that would change the things they complain about

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

I had no context.

thought they were trans.

I was almost happy for them.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

i-think-that

I like the chud song on a purely musical basis. The lyrics suck, but I like the stripped down aspect of a guy with a decent voice strumming his guitar. Much better than most country that comes out today. A truly terrible chud song is Try That In A Small Town

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago

I like the chud song in the first half, like "this guy might be getting it", then he gets to the "people on food stamps are fat parasites on society" and I immediately turn into

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

who's the person on the left?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The people of the white race are all connected to Fudge Rounds and we used to use them for time travelling.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Yall are not going to believe this. I looked up who Crack Amico is and he's a right-wing white guy rapper. His shitty music is on youtube. The context of this tweet is that he thinks these 2 people are the same but in a good way. This tweet is replying to a guy named "9mmsmg", who has "anti-marxist in the bio. 9mmsmg had reposted a video of the woman on the left which had been uploaded by an account called "Women being awful". Twitter has gone to shit.

spoilerhttps://twitter.com/CrackAmicoRAP/status/1773083543456866669

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I never knew fudge rounds where a thing until I heard that song and I've been poor with a fondness of snack cakes most of my life. What have I been missing out on.