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[–] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago

Loser suburbanites bragging about their paranoid castle doctrine fantasies. In his pfp he’s wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat, I thought these people were against participation trophies?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago (2 children)

When a white person is a victim of a crime, it’s 4-5 times more likely that the criminal in question was white than another race

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago

Even "White on white crimes" jokes just feel stale at this point.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

And 'illegals' are statistically less likely to commit crime than the average resident citizen

I mean, why would they? They probably know how bloodthirsty this country is, and why would you bring more scrutiny on yourself when you're already 'breaking' the law?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Chuds have convinced themselves that “sanctuary city” means that the undocumented can commit any crime they like in those cities and will not serve so much as an hour of prison time.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

Guy's going to own the thing for like 6 weeks of (I would guess continued) no break-ins before he starts leaving his door propped open with a trail of cash leading up to it

[–] [email protected] 36 points 7 months ago

Two shotguns made for people who do not use shotguns

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (1 children)

When you hit everything but what you were aiming at because it's a hip fire shotgun.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh I sure do hope retirement homes in Florida have brick and stone exteriors.

It sure would be a silly idea to use something like that if your house is made out of plywood and paper.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

tbh if you're worried about overpenetration, don't use a gun at all.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Gun that shoots very loud spice girls music into your head

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

"I was going to do an armed robbery but you know what? Fuck this, I'm out of here"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

throw it to the ground and twist it all around gunpoint aubrey-smug gunpoint-alt throw it to the ground and twist it all around

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Katana time maduro-katana-1maduro-katana-2

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

just use frangible rounds obviously

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

kevlar wallpaper

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Every time I see photos of suburban Americans with big guns, all I can think of is the home security footage of a man killing two of his neighbors with a rifle cause they were annoying him with snow shoveling

Jeffery Spaide is the name of the guy

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Even a simple Maverick 88 with a 28" barrel is uniquely painful for me to shoot. It starts leaving bruises after a few birdshot target shooting rounds, something that has never happened with a 7.62mm scout rifle after an hour of dynamic shooting drills. I would never buy a shotgun like that and I can't imagine him shooting it without it dislocating his shoulder by the end of the magazine.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You gotta tuck the fucker into your shoulder hard to make it not hurt after a lot of shots

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Push pull technique is where its at. Push forward while pulling it tight to mitigate recoil. I still don't care for shotguns, you're far better off with an automatic rifle.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

They're a lot of fun, though. Not the best option as first shotgun you fire as having lots of rounds means you bruise the fuck out of your shoulder because you're having too much fun to actually shoulder it.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago

Rabbit season!

Duck season!

this guy comes barreling through the forest

THEYRE GONNA TAKE MUH FREEDUMS

[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Lame-ass snotgun tacticool equivalent to a slamfire shotgun made with a bed post and a nail

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago

Borderlands ass gun

[–] [email protected] 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I have shot a shotgun before. That thing is going to fly right out of that man's hands the second he squeezes the trigger. Shotguns come with stocks for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

The only gigachad ready to shoot a shotgun without a stock is yamagami

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

this ancient relic is going to trip stepping over the transom and vaporize his face.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Common trans W

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Ah a reverse Dick Cheney would be funny.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

gramps is gonna shatter his ribs when he tries to fire that at a squirrel on the bird feeder

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

That gun is stupid but I would probably steal it off him anyway on principle.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

Critical support to crypto fascist boomers smashing their own ribcages trying to use the Minority Murderer 5000

[–] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Bro they're just going to wait 5 seconds for you to keel over

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

This guy would freak out because he forgot he ordered from Amazon, grab his shotgun, fire a wild round through the wall that annihilates the family dog, then short stroke the pump and jam the shotgun entirely before he keels over from cardiac arrest

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why is the stock shaped like that?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's not a stock, that's a handle. 80 year old Gramps here thinks he can shoot a shotgun without a stock. Leave the sawed-offs to Ice Cube, Gramps.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Lol it looks like a flintlock pistol from the trigger back

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Are semi auto shotguns even reliable enough for any real self defense situation? I went shotgun clay shooting with a group of people who brought multiple different types of shotguns, and pretty much all the semi auto shotguns had trouble cycling, even with supposedly high power shells, while all the pump and break action shotguns had no problems

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Blasting through the entire magazine of the bottom one one-handed before discarding it and drawing another, flintlock style, from a brace of them strapped under the lapels of my embroidered frock coat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

he's more likely to injure himself more than anything