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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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Personally I think he would have been all for the big booba but with a twist, he was...WOKE. omg Jesus like the big tiddy but he also a SJW?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Jesus was more of a big floppy ding dong man

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Stations of the Cross but instead of a cross it's just his massive hog

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Really makes you think about the role Simon played

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

"Yeah Mom I'm not getting married, I'm... uhhhhh... a prophet! Yeah a prophet! Those 12 dudes I constantly hangout with? Uh, they're my disciples. That's why we all go off into the desert together, to like pray and shit!"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

smdh even Jesus couldn't get it up, what is happening to men?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

You've heard of the body of Christ and the blood of christ but have you heard of The Big Ol Bazingas of Christ?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Could God have created boobs so big that even, HE, couldn't motoboat them?