this post was submitted on 17 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I think she googled "transhumanism" by mistake.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

She did, the actual quote uses the term.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Waiting for one of these clowns to say trans people want to turn into cars.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Hi, I am a trans man"

"You are biologically a woman?"

"What? No. I am part man and part transmission. I have a purpose. I was born to shift people's views for the better and help them get their lives in gear."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you trans man, my life is so much better now!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You're welcome, citizen! Remember to drink plenty of water and stretch to maintain a healthy body. TRANS MAN AWWAAAAYYYYY!!!!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Putting the cum in mechanicum

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

[sick techno-bass drop]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Flesh is a pointless struggle.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

fuck yeah that sounds sick when do I get to become part human part machine

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I miss my sweet, innocent self that could go "Oh boy oh boy, our dude Elon started a cybernetics company!"

Hits a little different when he wants brain implants and a Martian slave colony.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

dude can't even handle the word 'cis' he's gonna be a shitty dictator

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It was much more fun when one could think he was just a somewhat awkward nerd who fell upward from wealth into insane wealth.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Average age of a Republican = old
Average amount of Big Macs consumed = probably a lot
Age x burgers = pacemakers
Therefore, the average Republican is demonstrably more machine than the average American

Checkmate, Laura. Republicans projecting as always

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I fail to see why she considers this a bad thing lol.

Mechanize it all!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Because, according to her brother, she's a neo-Nazi, just like their father.

Btw, here's a clip of her of throwing out a Seig Heil at the RNC before she remembers she's on camera and not just surrounded by the like minded.

https://youtu.be/DZ9yAM01FeE

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I don't know this community or its context, but please invent robot lungs and liver soon.

Edit: Also I love this art. Would've just scrolled right past if it wasn't something I liked

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This community is about memes for the Warhammer and Warhammer 40,000 franchises (and possibly other tabletop games?). The context of the image is that it's of one of the factions in Warhammer 40,000 which is all about replacing bits of oneself with machinery. You might like other Warhammer 40,000 art if you liked this, a lot of it is very techno-gothic!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Dicks for the dick god! Cunts for the cunt throne!

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIL I'm trans and became that way with the ~~metal plate~~ bionics in my arm.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same, but the rod in my leg doesn't give me a speed bonus. I think its machine spirit is pissed or something.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Nah, it's just the old bionics giving you a chance to stay alive on a 6+ when you lose your last hitpoint.