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Da fuq?
Yes, yes, i can sense it. Chud discourse about how some woman's boobs will usher in the fifth reich has revealed to me: Sydney Sweeney is the quizatz haderach! 
She's a right wing icon because damn check out those Yaboos. But she made fun of Catholicism, so she's that faction of right wing that would still have sex with me.
Simultaneously 
and 
Don't you see, the booba, it is bad for the woke, so the righteous booba is on the march for liberty against the woke like in that painting of the topless woman.
I love liberty leading the people. There's so much going on. A dual wielding toddler. Hugh jackman. Some dead guy with no pants. France parties
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the boob
It is trampling over wokeness where the lefty wrath is stored
It has loosed its fateful nipple from its terrible cloth prison
The boob is marching on
Wasn't there some similar discourse a while back about Taylor Swift secretly being a white supremacist or something
Oh hey woops I dropped my timeline: ⭕
yeah they used to do this same thing with Taylor Swift, until she made some milquetoast liberal statements
I really feel like I've missed something about this Sweeny thing. Is all this discourse simply because she has boobs?
she has booba. as is custom, some people feel a divine right to publicly comment on the aesthetic pleasure/displeasure they receive by looking others' bodies and believe their commentary is a substitute for having a personality. some go real hard, spinning a thread about how their opinions on other's looks has broad social implications or otherwise deep meaning of great value for the rest of us.
I'm confused as hell by this whole thing. It's like one of those dancing epidemics from the middle ages but instead of dancing it's just dudes being stupid.
they're doing Sydney Sweeney like they used to do Taylor Swift. A white, attractive, apolitical blonde lady onto whom they can project their desires for a subservient aryan tradwife and a white ethnostate. Sydney, like Taylor, avoids politics completely (as far as I know), allowing the far-right to cast her as their anti-woke heroine in whatever fantasy they have in their heads. Of course the second she does the slightest thing perceived as "woke" they'll drop her, just like they dropped Taylor (although I guess first they're gonna run themselves in circles trying to justify all of Sydney's "woke" actions as some 5d chess move that's ackshually owning the libs, like this guy seems to be doing with the GLAAD thing).
But yeah she also has larger than average breasts so they seem to be obsessing about that because I guess they never left middle school.
Right wingers have no actual theory, stances or moral ground to stand on. As such they have to make their entire ideology around ripping others down.
If anything I'm mad that they are co-opting a woman body into a political point, although I guess controlling women's bodies is par for the course for those folk.
How can they type that much drivel with one hand?
That's what a PhD is good for
i had a suspicion it stands for PenishandlingDude
I can smell the brainrot through the screen
This mans brain is cooked
They let him cook too long, and he cooked his own mind.
She played a trad wife in 2 episodes of that one show, she must be a trad wife!
Dissertation Title: Intellectualizing my Insecure, Horny Pathology: A Preemptive Reaction to Sexual Humiliation in the 21st Century
my favorite part is where he claims the left dismissing him as stupid is not real because they are obviously big mad since so many replied to his tweets, thus using many words. very "i'm not mad, you're mad" type shit.
It's 
all over again 
“No YOU’re obsessed w/ Sydney Sweeneys boobs!”
how the fuck are we losing to these people
they have money and guns
They are the authority or approved by said authorities instead of oppressed by it certainly doesn't help
Why cause all this horror but still restrict your class membership to what the lower classes find appaling? The freedom to be absolute goobers yet still unquestionably decide the fate of billions is the privilege they stole from pillaging the entire planet for centuries. 
We're really not, chuds are just a very loud minority. Most people don't actually care about this.
Freedom of speech is bad
Seriously, just how much lead is present in the american water supply?
The chud meltdown when she finally says something even mildly lib will be amazing.
Or she has incoherent ideology, like most Americans? Damn solved it.
Is this a JP post?
Proddy scum... simple as.
alright, we're gonna need to make sweeney-posting a bannable offense at this rate
this is really funny though.