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[–] [email protected] 122 points 1 year ago (4 children)

No one who wants to write brainfuck would admit they need help.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Which is ironic, because everyone who writes it needs help. I've been thinking about learning it to show off how mentally healthy I am.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

brainfuck is a member of an exclusive club of languages where it's much easier to write a compiler for it than to read a program written in it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It's exclusive for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why not learn COBOL if you hate yourself?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'Cause COBOL might actually get you a job? Esoteric languages can't even do that, so you have to hate yourself worse than COBOL if you're going to learn brainfuck.

"Worse than COBOL." This is a terrifying concept. 😱

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Brainfuck is dead easy to learn, its incredibly hard to use.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Do they really need to? It's sort of a cry for help on its own 😛

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

My guess woild be.. only chatgpt can do it.

And honestly, thats good enough

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago

I did not notice which community this post is from for way too long.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

How to kill child with fork?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

I honestly forgot where this meme was posted and thought it was a really weird shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The only thing she's mad about is that he wants to code in brainfuck

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Ah, the ol’ Brainfuck, aka the new PHP of 2034.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

When to fork a child.