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[–] [email protected] 54 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Any new updates or is the screenshot from today? Because I doubt it.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (2 children)

He's still dead. Sorry to inform.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Check the page tomorrow. Maybe different?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago

Sounds good. Thanks

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

Wait! He's-

No... false alarm. He's still dead.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Breaking news! In Forest Lawn, Glendale, a video crew set up to record the secretly planned reawakening of Michael Jackson. After an interview Michael Jackson belaboured that he is no longer the king of pop, but a lich king. When the interviewer asked what that was, the undead Michael Jackson called him ignorant - and then ate his face.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Typical Michael Jackson.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Thriller did warn us.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Hipster MJ was a lich before he was undead.

Had the hipster hat too.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

When he rises from the grave, we will all be happy this account is out there doing its job.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“Updating our top story for tonight, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.” — Chevy Chase, Weekend Update

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

... Dammit now I have to do Anarchist Spain in HOI4 again

Get fucked, Franco, you suck at encirclement!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

thriller starts playing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

A bizarre bit