as an environmental scientist, i fully support this plan to deposit one (1) armored and heavily armed grizzly bear into each and every home belonging to the sort of lead-poisoned, reactionary shithead that thinks joe biden is personally trying to release bears directly into their community of East Jerkfuck, WA.
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Jack you can't call me bald you know what the Bible says 
I am 100% committed and serious about this: we can and should feed north america's ranchers to north america's wolves.
He's doing open BEARders, folks
Hell yeah, more bears
sources on the scene reported biden, mounted atop an aggressive looking ursine, crying "get them my pretties" while brandishing a scepter correspondents suspect is magical
Kristina posting is the new Melina posting?
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