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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

we need the ability to call a number to have a bunch of the dumbest people from your high school show up with guns. we need it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

we need the ability to call a number to have a bunch of Boston dynamics robots show up built by the most incel autists from your high school. we need it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

that sounds cool

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

A 5 ton spider mech that's only job is take heavy rocket fire while making cotton candy? I'm all for it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Who's gonna put their knee on your neck? You?!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I'm not that flexible unfortunately. I need someone else to do it for me, preferably a very attractive and sexually dominant kind soul. Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

me and my polycule with guns riding around in the back of a pickup truck are categorically different from police! we're a "Militia".