I like to go on Lemmy first thing in the morning, only to get flash banged before my eyes could adjust to the light.

Me who's sitting in bed

No... no, I haven't

I saw this earlier while I was still in bed. So I got up and went out. To get beer.

Thanks now I feel guilty. Lol

Ha! Jokes on them. I am on my phone, still in bed.

Hold on. It's only temporary.

Set my alarm for 5am to go into work on Saturday to try to finish my project. Rolled out of bed at 6:20 really not wanting to getmup to work on this fucking thing on Saturday. Open lemmy and this was the first post i clicked randomly lol.

Thanks its exactly what i needed to see this morning. I would have also accepted one with the caption "Today's not the day, go back to bed!"

But I'm still in bed

genuinely though any step forward is good no matter how small

Otherwise my cat would've eaten me!

Wrong timezone for that joke.

And made it to Friday. We all deserve a hand.