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[–] [email protected] 191 points 8 months ago (7 children)

That's a well thought out design!

LIVE YOUR TRUTH and I AM WHO I AMR

[–] [email protected] 120 points 8 months ago

It's why he got it on his amr

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

AND WHO I AMR NEEDS NO EXCUSES

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Right? Should've just ditched the second "AM". I AM WHO I R.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Oh yeah, much better!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I couldn't even decypher that shit until I've read your comm. That's not how tattoos should work I believe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

That was hard even knowing what it said.

Could have moved Truth up, then it would be "I am who I ram". Or "I am who I arm".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

But what if I don't want to be who I ram?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I have depersonalization and a speech impediment. I am who i stammer!

[–] [email protected] 52 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I amr, whatever you say I amr.

If I weremr't, then why would you say I amr?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I cannot. Hahahaha

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Not with that negative attitude...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

God damn what a throwback.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 8 months ago

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AMR

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

I think therefore I amr

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

No regrats.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I read "LIVE I AM YOUR WHORE" while trying to figure that out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Whour*. It's obviously the British spelling

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Glad I'm not the only one. No idea how I managed to read it like that initially, but here we are

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That is aneurism reading right there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Thank you for articulating that. Now I know what to tell my doctor, "I saw a bad tattoo on the internet and I'm pretty sure it made some blood vessels in my brain explode."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

-- aneurysm 3:16

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)
  • LIVE YOUR TRUTH
  • I AM WHO I AM

it took me far longer to read that than I should have

[–] [email protected] 57 points 8 months ago

pretty sure its "I AM WHO I AMR"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

Real missed opportunity to have it read, “I AM WHO I RAM”

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

I AM WHO I AM (A)RRRRRR enter pirate song

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

LIVE AM WHO YOUR I AM TRUTH

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

I think therefore I amr

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Oh nooo. That poor soul.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is a physical representation of what it's like working in web-dev. Whatever the client wants, you can always charge more later to fix their stupid decisions.

Also, money changed hands. Who would pay for this?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I worked with a guy who called himself Red - we all just called him by his regular name. Red had a gf. He loved her very much. So much, that he got a tattoo that represented the two of them.

The tattoo was a lotus blossom with a banner wrapping around the front of it that said "Red"

He said the blossom represented his gf, and the banner represented him always holding her in his arms.

It was very well-done. But it looked like he was in love with a man named Red.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Maybe he was.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Money changed arms (or AMRs) too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I guess they're living their truth, because they are what they amr.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I AM WHO I AMR!!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

I am not responsible for growing and changing as a person

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I don't think jbro is gonna be able to forgive that atrocity

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago