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U.S. Navy Announces Plan To Phase Out All Wet Activities
(www.theonion.com)
I'm going in dry, bite that pillow!
So no more sex?
No more wet sex.
Ben Shapiro, it's your time to shine!
Ouch
Spies will now be forced to conduct "dryworks" instead of "wetworks."
this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2024
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