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[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (2 children)

the hottest woman you have ever seen

she doesn't have tits the size of jupiter

frothingfash the WOKES are RUINING gaming by turning all the WOMEN into MEN

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Literally a super model

Gamers: Um actually she is a UGLY LESBIAN because she doesn't have Wendy Bazongas level booba

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Thing is Lara was canonically lesbian in the originals, but it was good because awooga

It's bad now because she's got a more reserved character design and her sexuality is being taken seriously.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

the gamers are truly not ok

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

turning all the WOMEN into MEN

Critical support to the wokes

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

going to pay a pet gamer to find 'unattractive women' so i can play matchmaker with lesbians

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Keep me posted comrade

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I do enjoy how they probably spent a while trying to find the most unflattering picture possible.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The shader does looks buged. Like its trying to model transparency or some sort of fancy ligth effect, but the relevant texture file is missing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The person that made the post was adamant that it didn't matter what lighting she was in and was a thoroughly unattractive character.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now im confused. Shouldnt she look exactly like what this wierdos whan women to look?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Booba need to be at least twice as large, but in a classy way.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

You know it's serious if kristina is switching teams.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: you can be so fuckin gay and so fuckin straight at the same time

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I've decided that gamers aren't real. There's no way they can have such unreal ideas about women and also be real. They're aliens from the planet Glorp-Slorp 5 which is a planet made entirely out of 12 year old boy hormones.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The changeling ocean of ooze in DS9 but it's just hormone slurry.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Well given this is what classic Lara Croft looks like maybe the issue is that she's not pointy enough.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

awooga

Now that's what I'm talkin about

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If classic Lara came out today gamers would be pissed because her design was based off Neneh Cherry and black woman bad.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's an impressive piece of trivia. The appearance of the character that travels around the world stealing antiquities from burial grounds was created by lightening up the skin tone of a Black woman? It's like an appropriation gobstopper.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

Toby Gard originally wanted Lara to be named Lara Cruz and be a latam mercenary but then it changed to her being more like Indiana Jones.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I'm right there with ya tina, I just hope the voice actor doesn't sound like someone from the aristocracy

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I have some bad news about the character

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Tomb Raider reboot where Lara was raised in Luton public housing

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

She could literally kill me

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

well you see, woman is attractive if she have big boobs and wears revealing clothing. woman is not attractive is she does not have big boobs and/or does not reveal them

wojak-nooo speech-l

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

I want her to break me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

y'all remember when pro gamers lost their shit over Aloy in HZD/HFW having fucking Vellus hair?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Woke is when no big boobs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Just install the inevitable titty mod, it's okay.