this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Then why is he buying Miller Lite.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is there a signature? Because otherwise it's totally fake

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Of cause! Without a date, the dog could be 22 by now, or even 23 from all we know!!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Can a business transact with an animal?

If a crow puts a toonie in a vending machine, and manages to buy chips does it legally own the chips? Or can an agent of the business that runs the vending machine confiscate them and keep the money?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I don't think animals have that many rights. I can steal from a crow and the only thing I would need to worry about is a vindictive crow.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or multiple vindictive crows.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Great, now I gotta be Counting Crows while I'm Hanging Around? Man... It's gonna be a Long December for Mr. Jones.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have never been able to steal from a cow. The other way round though...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The typo makes this even funnier. Damn thieving bovines!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

That is what I get for typing on 4 hours of sleep

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I now have a great desire to find and train crows to buy stuff from vending machines to challenge the law with whatever nonsense they'll come at the crows with.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Philoso Raptor ponderings

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Hey always be selling, it doesn't matter who they are if they got the money and want to buy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Laughs in European canine (our doggos only need to be 18)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Works out the same in dog years 😂

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

An online calculator (idk the formula they use they're all rather silly) says that on a golden retriever, 18 would be 131 in dog years (and it doesn't even do 21, saying the inputted value for the dog's age must be between 1-20 years) and 21 would be ~150 (20 is 145).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I meant the other way around. A two year old dog is “14” and a three year old dog is “21” if you go by 1 human year=7 dog years formula. Definitely silly though

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Right.

That's a whole 5 months of chasing bitches though. That's long.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Sovereign Citizen ID

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I wish I had a dog that made it to 21. :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Ron Swanson’s dog

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I wanna party with him

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago