I think he's going to pick Harris purely from the "we will change nothing" attitude
really going out on a limb here I know
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Some libs on Twitter legitimately think he'd lose if he changed his VP. Purely because he changed it, nothing to do with the actual person.
Of course they also don't listen when we tell them changing from Harris would only help his chances of winning. People are legitimately worried about Biden dying in office because of how old he is, so his VP is pretty damn important and no one likes Harris.
Anyway he should make Hillary his VP, obviously.
On the other hand, if it were to happen, he can champion another cynical diversity hire
Yup can't set the precedent of not doing something just because 80% of your voters oppose it.
Bidens campaign message is literally "fuck you, vote for me idiot"
When someone says something so kamalaphobic you gotta hit em with that Xanax stare 👁️👁️
👁️️👄👁️
He's not surviving a second term ya damn dorks 🙄
Here's how Bernie can still win.
It would be funnier if he made it Hilldawg and then she runs again as an incumbent in 2028 and loses again so that when she dies she has to sit with Gerald Ford in hell's cafeteria.
I've always said I was going to be so pissed if this is how we get our first female president. It would be way cooler if someone got in on their merits, instead of through the backdoor of the dying president.
Something about that cheapens the whole thing even more than it it already is. Which I didn't think was possible.
Trump being president should have opened so many peoples eyes to the fact that presidents are fucking meaningless.
It would be way cooler if someone got in on their merits,
No it won't it'll be ThatcherUSA because we live in fucking hellworld
Well, yeah. It's not.like anyone good is ever going to be president.
It's just "more female war criminals!"
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My mother saw her on CNN so much that she thought Haley was a Democrat.
It's hilarious how much of an about-face they've done on her just because she's running against Trump.
She was his UN mouthpiece during his term and they all hated her then, she was pleased about Trump moving the US embassy in Israel to Jerusalem, announced the US was pulling out of the UN Human Rights Council, and a few other things libs lost their shit about. Really shows you just how much of a role media plays in manipulating so many people; I'd be more surprised by this if we hadn't seen the same thing happen with Mitt Romney years ago.
Forget materialism, these people lack object permanence.
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It's hilarious this guy thinks abandoning all your principles to empower fascists to help yourself politically is a new idea for liberals.
When the only opposition is fascism, then you must compromise with fascists. That's how the world works sweetie.
Ok, well have you considered helping or not interfering with opposition from the left so you don't have to become fascists yourselves? Wouldn't you think that's pragmatic?
We're not communists you selfish child!
Well I guess there's no point in voting for you. I don't support fascists.
Stoopid purity ponies!
I wanna see khive lose it c'mon
there never was a khive it was just a bot network and like 5 dipshits that were genuine but didn't know
Okay then I'll be satisfied just watching the one really weird Harris supporter I know irl have a breakdown
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It has been lathed, and it's too funny not to happen
They just need to make it look like Harris' idea.
They could make harris the new parliamentarian
iirc at some point libs were daydreaming about Harris being made a supreme court justice
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What the fuck? She literally just fell out of a coconut tree....
The president asks his favorite Secret Service guy to come into the Oval.
"Have a seat, Mickey."
"Sir?"
"Sit."
"I... Um... You want me to sit here?"
"Yeah. Right there across from me at the Resolute Desk."
"But I..."
"My, my - you have a very Irish face. When did your people come from the old country to the US?"
"Around 1900."
"Good, good. What are you doing still standing there. I'm telling you to sit, son."
He does as he is told.
"Good, good. So - I know you got contacts at the CIA. Deep contacts. Your dad reports directly to the director, right?"
"Yes, sir." He's feeling very uncomfortable sitting down in front of the president.
"You're going to take care of something for me. A serious problem. You will remove a serious stumbling block, Mikey."
Agent Murphy just blinks.
"You, me, and your father are going to be like a family of sorts. Utmost loyalty and infinite discretion." The president starts ranting to himself. "I need Kamala off the ticket. I need her off. Off... the... ticket." The president has a blank stare.
Agent Murphy is worried that the president is having another "episode".
After about ten seconds expression returns to the president's face. "What happened? What happened? How long was I out?... No. Don't tell me what happened. I remember. Utmost loyalty and infinite discretion." Without realizing it - the president is using his negotiation voice: "Here's the thing. Your father's gonna get you the heart attack gun and you're going to be my angel of salvation so I can put Nikki on the ticket."
"You're going to take care of something for me. A serious problem. You will remove a serious stumbling block, Mikey."
"What's that, sir?"
"Stairs."
Agent Murphy had a bad case of the flu and had to miss work. This was the result...
I like how on the upper right - it seems there's a drop of water that got on the lens. But it's just a light in the distance.
Irish tap dancin' Joe
It was popular on Twitter as...
Ska horns blaring
PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP PICK IT UP
Why isn't this an emoji?
Brandon hits the griddy for Israel
Can't wait for my president to look like the old man in the Korea hat at the nursing home with the huge perpetual shiner over his eye because he falls more frequently than a bruise can heal
Kind of like how Jimmy Carter always looks like he did three rounds in the ring with Mike Tyson
Biden will move heaven and earth to try and attract all seven Haley voters, but will tell millions of people in his base that are angry about the genocide he is committing to F off.
And I will take his advice and stay home and smoke a doobie
Lol. Lmao even.
Funniest outcome - they drop Harris from the ticket and add Haley, Trump beats them in the general election, both Trump and Biden die before January 2025, we get whatever clown Trump chose as vp for president.
A true victory for uncommitted if ever there were one.
That would destroy comedy because nothing would be funnier. Maybe the /r/politics meltdown...
She probably is to the left of kamala
Likely that is what she wants... so do her donors. LOL
it would be funny ngl, im taking the side of the libs on this one bcs it would make for great slop
The libs are so desperate to find a "Good decent Republican" they fall for absolute charlatans.
Unrelated, how do I get unbanned from Chapo :'(?
nuked Chapo when they nuked The Donald. Only radical centrism and the "Don't say the quiet part out loud" crowd is allowed to be safe for all investors / advertisers.
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AAAAAHH!!! IT'S LITERALLY JUST TEAM SPORTS TO THEM!! AND THEY'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO SIGN THE STAR ROOKIE!!!!
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