It didn't change anything for me...
this post was submitted on 29 Feb 2024
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I think it's only worrying if it makes your code look better.
Wonder what will happen if we put Yandere Simulator's code in there.
i think the problem there is more structural than formatting
I got an email from the devs asking for style advice.
Congrats...
Why use this tool? Just hire some of the people from my dev team.
I got a couple of guys you can borrow as well; fuck shit up real nice
So it's just a wrapper for prettier?
Buuurrrnnnn
Link to Shittier example: https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=raidteyar.raidteyar-shittier
Perfection
The addition of comments makes this radioactive to the one kind of person who wouldn't mind reading ugly code.
So basically GNU style formatting?
Bet it adds { on the next line.
See the example someone else posted. It does as you say but only some times!
Inconsistentcy is key for good shitification!
Programmer is insufficiently polite
- INTERCAL
Someone seems to have run this on the UI of Twitter during its conversion into X.
And Reddit too.
It went from Twitter to Xitter to Xittier.
When will it hurry up to become Xhittiest and then we can all be done with it!? :-P
Is this available for Android studio
It is android studio
Like the good old BASIC compactor we had in the 80s, and this also exists for Javascript, replace all variables with a to z then aa to az etc if more than 26, compact every line with ';' etc in the end it's uneradable
This is not a minifier
I expect this to be non-deterministic with random amounts of whitespace each time you run it
Any recommendations? I think a collection of tools like this would make for a hilarious local meetup.
Honestly.. clean code can be hard to read. It's sometimes easier to recognise certain parts in shitty code because it has a more distinctive appearance.
this guy writes shitty code
... What? Code quality is "does it work" followed by readability, only then do you get into performance and other things
Good code is better than shitty code by definition.