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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Don't feed ducks bread, give them frozen peas! Has good nutritional value and won't make them sick.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Do not fear, frozen peas man ...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This content is not available in your country/region.

I guess they didn't want to follow GDPR

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here is some of the important stuff from the article.

Rather than feeding ducks bread, bird enthusiasts can instead offer them treats like:

Halved grapes (be sure to cut them in half to prevent choking)

Cracked corn

Thawed frozen peas

Barley

Oats

Birdseed

Duck pellets

Even with these healthier snacks, Norris says it’s still important to only feed ducks in moderation. If the birds, especially the ducklings, become reliant on people for their food, they may stop foraging or engaging in their other natural behaviors.

“You don’t need to bring a whole bag of seed, a whole bag of grapes,” Norris says, “You don’t want to just throw a whole bunch of stuff at them.” Instead, a handful of snacks should suffice.

This is the first time I've been alerted to a GDPR related issue. Is this becoming a common issue for people in the EU?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Whoa thanks. I think this is one of the first times being blocked was really an issue, but I don't really visit US news sites

[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago

Have ducks, can confirm food will make you their favorite

Though for the love of god don't feed them bread, it's awful for them

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

~ Quacking! Quacking! It's coming! ~

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

*quackening

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I want to be hugged by a giant swole duck

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pokemon: best I can do is a duck with a juicy ass.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Can't complain.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Mighty Ducks (part 2, the Quackening)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

So Jojo Egypt arc but with ducks?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

arm-L honk-enraged arm-R CONQUER THAT BREAD

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

dont feed ducks bread

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Wondering if swearing at my dumbass smart speakers all the time is going to have consequences down the line.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Why there is duck with two head?

Also, I get Berserk Eclipse vibes from this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

i read it as "stale (breadman)" instead of "(stale bread) man"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I will always upvote this comic. It always pulls a smile from me. Thanks op!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I often worry about this. Have I done enough? Will I be remembered?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

When I worked closer to a lake I fantasized about feeding the gulls on my way to work to slowly build up an army of loyal trash birds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I’ve had dreams like this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

no more half measures walter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Who gave the duck a behlit stone

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The time has come

The time has come

The time has come

Today

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

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