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McConnell to step down as Senate GOP leader in November (thehill.com)

submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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McConnell, who turned 82 this month, is announcing the decision in a speech on the Senate floor. [...] McConnell said he plans to serve out the remainder of his term as a senator, which ends in January 2027.

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

McConnell said he plans to serve out the remainder of his term as a senator, which ends in January 2027.

I hope he just up and dies in a couple of days

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

At the least I hope he's in the middle of a speech and suddenly stops, staring into space as he loudly shits his pants.

Edit: Then he dies while shit continues to pool under him.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

There are far too many people who deserve to die from shitting themselves to death and don't

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago

Is there any more effective political maneuverer than McConnell in modern times? Outplayed Obama, wrangled Trumps policy into being bogstandard GOP evil, stolen the Supreme Court seat, got many hundreds of judges appointed

A real grinder for evil

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mitch knows trump is going to say the election was rigged again in November, and mitch doesn’t want to be in charge when trump makes him/senate leader take a position on it. Lmao.

Also fuck this guy he belongs UNDER the gulag.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

It's definitely a case of a total shit human being worrying about his legacy. And the fucker will still be in the senate happily doing his part to help Trump and to poison the US until 2027. Unless he dies of natural causes sooner. Inshallah even though I know his ghoul replacement will be just as bad.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not as cool as him dying on live tv imp

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He still might. He could be on the floor of the senate giving a speech on whatever the fuck that's broadcast live and just die. Here's to hoping.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Some party of adventurers needs to find his phylactery and destroy it, ending the reign of terror of Lich McConnell.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

mitchkanda forever

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Any guesses on the replacement? Is it as simple as the whip taking over?

According to this it's the three Johns: Thune (the whip), Barrasso (chairman of the Senate GOP conference), and Cornyn (former whip)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

"I still have plenty of gas left in the tank, but the demon that follows me around and only I can see keeps loudly tapping his watch so I thought the time was finally right."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Hoping he steps down from life too

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

"Krusty why now, why not 20 years ago?"