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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 79 points 6 months ago

Holy shit I ate the onion.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

It's close enough to the actual story to fool most folks.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago
[-] [email protected] 68 points 6 months ago

I can't believe I almost fell for this

[-] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago

I 100% thought it was real.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

You're not alone. This is fake but my outrage is real!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I fell for it until seeing the related content was other Onion articles.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

My first reaction was, "Holy cow, how many times did they count "god" in there without catching VeggieTales?"

[-] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago

Those poor veggies must be traumatized after watching me eat the onion.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

We are the politicians, who don't do anything.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

I saw that this was from the onion before reading the headline and I refuse to believe that this isn't real despite that.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Barbara Manatee is a jam

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I feel like he's mansplaining. Can we please get back to the Soviet onion?

this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2024
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