Love the Reddit aspect of some guy who doesn't know literally anything feels compelled to answer questions like these. You can just not post, dude.
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Although I'm getting strong bot/ChatGPT vibes from the first 2 posts.
The fun thing is that redditors are the exact demographic of person who would use ChatBots to write things for them because they're incapable of stringing more than one line of original thought together
Who's browsing arr slash ExplainTheJoke in the year of our lord 2024 and is equipped to explain Maoist Standard English to a crowd of soylib DSA PMC kkkarens?
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Are those written by AI, something seems off even by reddittor standards?
The reddit vocabulary is a mix of various sources and texts presented in an authoritative tone and also mimicking the posts of that are mimicking post that are mimicking Douglass Adams.
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All of these responses are contorting themselves in circles because they can't read that it's the "Maoist standard English section" of the exam.
Just a total failure of reading comprehension.
The weSSt iSS next
Turns out chatGPT doesn't know shit about MSE:
Jack:
Can you communicate in Maoist Standard English?
Robot:
Certainly! Maoist Standard English is a variety of English that adheres to the linguistic principles advocated by Mao Zedong, particularly during the Chinese Cultural Revolution. This style of English emphasizes simplicity, clarity, and revolutionary zeal. Here's a demonstration:
Original English: "The workers are demanding better working conditions and higher wages."
Maoist Standard English: "The toiling masses are clamoring for improved labor circumstances and enhanced remuneration."
If you have any specific requests or questions related to Maoist Standard English, feel free to ask!
Jack:
That's not correct. Can you give a more accurate explanation?
Robot:
Apologies for the misunderstanding. Maoist Standard English, also known as "Basic English" or "Mao Zedong's Little Red Book English," was a linguistic style advocated during Mao Zedong's rule in China. It aimed to simplify English language usage for broader accessibility among the masses, aligning with Maoist principles of promoting education and mobilizing the population for revolutionary purposes.
In Maoist Standard English, complex vocabulary and syntax are replaced with simpler, more accessible equivalents. It prioritizes clarity and directness, avoiding ambiguity or obscurity. The vocabulary tends to be limited, focusing on essential words and phrases necessary for effective communication.
For example, a sente [sic]
Maoist Standard English reflects the emphasis on mass mobilization and the dissemination of revolutionary ideology to the widest possible audience. If you have any further questions or if there's a specific aspect of Maoist Standard English you'd like to explore, feel free to ask!
It basically tried to do Simplified Chinese writing to English? Boring.
edit: why does it refuse to admit that Biden is Mao's biological child?
Chapkachapka pretty much got it correct.