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I knew this would be unpopular when I posted it but idgaf. Everyone thinks they would take a stand and yadayadayada. Meanwhile, 99% of us will willingly adopt whatever popular tech comes out. It's happened before: it will happen again.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Me: Trying to go about my life

Nueralink: Please drink verification can to continue living.

Me: Aww shit, here we go again.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I aint implanting anything non foss in my brain

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah you are free to scan and audit my brain. I just won't go out of my way to help you scan it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

I already control technology with my thoughts. I just use my fingers to do it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Open Source the firmware and I’ll get it.

Signed, the GNU/Linux users

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

Get the chip, hack it, re-implement it on top of a librebooted x200 and wear that as a hat

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Think about it like this. If Microsoft didn't try every hook and crook to stuff Edge up your ass it would be a decent web browser and it wouldn't hurt me to use it.

I hate Edge because it's shoved down my throat, not because of the browser itself.

If neuralink or whatever takes its place becomes good and isn't forced on us, it might be worth considering.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I love how quickly the "take the red pill" bros took the blue pill because some billionaire hates gays as much as them

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Actually, the number of monkeys they tested the chip on, who got their brains fried, is 100%. So I’ll take the blue pill and watch people die.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Genx, actual tech pro and ASD. try me you fucking cosplay hack

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel like this would be more like that episode of TNG where everyone gets addicted to that crappy video game and the implant itself will take control of everyone who has the implant to forcibly give the implant to those who don't.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

It's Elon, so more like the head buckets on that episode of SpongeBob but implemented very badly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How about I just don't. Peer pressure means nothing to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

There's like 3 people who's opinions I give a fuck about and they're definitely not getting brain chips.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

no, elon musk will get fucked because of all the false advertising and probably other crap he did, before the brain chip is even close to being finished.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago