😡 Astrologers everywhere should be furious 🤬 (hexbear.net)

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[-] [email protected] 58 points 7 months ago

He said he lost 70% of his portfolio when the trading platform FTX and cryptocurrency Terra/Luna collapsed in 2022. Based on his own analysis done via vedic astrology (which focuses on karma over personality traits), the events that happened to Rocso were driven by the “eclipse of Taurus and Scorpio.”

SMH couldn't predict the collapse.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Amateur… all my Vedic astrology homies got out of Luna in time and are living the top dog life in Montenegro with two baby mamas 😤

Side note, it’s fucking weird seeing crypto or finance bros get into all the “entry-level” spiritual shit. He even says his purpose in this life is “service”. Homie even read The Law Of One and still got into crypto. Like wtf lol

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Truly the embodiment of blob-no-thoughts

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

No thoughts just vibes

Honestly, kinda jelly

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

Based on his own analysis done via vedic astrology (which focuses on karma over personality traits)

He cut out the fat and went straight to the root of capitalist trading. He’s way ahead of the game

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Yeah but I tnink he fucked up by only using one kind of astrology, you gotta cross reference at least 2 different astrological systems if you want to have any sort of accuracy

[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

Real astrology hasn't been tried yet

[-] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago

Typical scorpio.

[-] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago

always a bigger grift

[-] [email protected] 41 points 7 months ago

all-my-apes-gone

[-] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

The American media sphere is just all layers of grifters interviewing and commenting on one another now, isn't it?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

astronaut-2 astronaut-1

[-] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

peppino-ha get fucked moron

[-] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago

so did he blow his parent's $440,000 or where did he get more more than most of us will ever see?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

easy to make that kinda money as an astrologer, you just divine which star sign has incoming prosperity and then find out what stocks people with that sign are invested in

[-] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

This is what happens when you don't know that a slurp juice can be used on multiple apes.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

MY APES. GONE.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Caleb brought down the Hammer

[-] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

is this an article about a youtuber ripping on some random guy who lost a bunch of money?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

its a parable about every layer of the value creation chain

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

bankman-fried sends his regards

[-] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago

Is he a licensed astrologer?

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