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😡 Astrologers everywhere should be furious 🤬 (hexbear.net)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 8 months ago (3 children)

He said he lost 70% of his portfolio when the trading platform FTX and cryptocurrency Terra/Luna collapsed in 2022. Based on his own analysis done via vedic astrology (which focuses on karma over personality traits), the events that happened to Rocso were driven by the “eclipse of Taurus and Scorpio.”

SMH couldn't predict the collapse.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Amateur… all my Vedic astrology homies got out of Luna in time and are living the top dog life in Montenegro with two baby mamas 😤

Side note, it’s fucking weird seeing crypto or finance bros get into all the “entry-level” spiritual shit. He even says his purpose in this life is “service”. Homie even read The Law Of One and still got into crypto. Like wtf lol

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Truly the embodiment of blob-no-thoughts

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

No thoughts just vibes

Honestly, kinda jelly

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Based on his own analysis done via vedic astrology (which focuses on karma over personality traits)

He cut out the fat and went straight to the root of capitalist trading. He’s way ahead of the game

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but I tnink he fucked up by only using one kind of astrology, you gotta cross reference at least 2 different astrological systems if you want to have any sort of accuracy

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Real astrology hasn't been tried yet

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Typical scorpio.