Well, fuck
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My username is a bird that steals fish. I'm not sure how I'm going to get on the good side of one, but I guess I'd better get used to either seafood or hunger
It's my name, so I guess I'll do ok?
Oh well, I'll die happy
I certainly wont be starving to death!
I'll be just fine.
As long as I don't run out of fuel and crash...
Sorry guys, the end times are on us, but at least they're cute and fluffy.
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I'll be fine
I mean there are a lot of doors that are our only means of staying alive in some way. Doors are very important.
I'm in luck! 😁
I'm not sure about nutritional value, but it could be worse
It's bad for you. I'm a steal yo girl, and if you come near my taniwha hideout, I'm going to eat you.
... I'm so high right now. That's probably how this ends for me: humans bringing me some cannabis, getting me too high, and leading me somewhere out of the way.
could be worse
Uhhhh I suppose I like cereal
Sounds like I'll be doing psychedelics or phenethylamines possibly. Not a bad way to live.
Oranges and collared greens, I suppose. Could be worse.
Brb, loading up on carbs.
Suing beverage companies for having severed toes inside
I guess I'm a rightwing pod caster now.
FUCKING PRONOUNS
You got a quarter?
Has a slightly toxic, mysandristic taste to it, but overall the stew is much more palatable than anything else that came from this awkward creature.
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I stare at the wall reciting pi over and over, while my body withers, mind untethered, consumed by a mathematical void.
Haha, I’ll still be around in millions of years.
I guess that I'm now praying to a really shitty version of Satan, uh. Or perhaps selling really cheap lamps?
("Lvxferre" is just broken Latin for "Lucifer", or "light-bringer")
Im okay with this, whole movies exist with this outcome, good times ahead
I'd be just fine.
Basically no change.
We musn't speak of him. He is legend.
Maybe dying isn't so bad after all...
I'm just some random Lord now, which theoretically will come with resources so I should be okay
Ganon with the Morph Ball upgrade would be U N S T O P P A B L E
If you have one of those halo things your already kind of dead right?