Microblog Memes

I have people follow me to my car at the grocery store when they notice I'm in a good spot (there are other, less desirable spots available, mind you). I take my sweet time loading my bags make sure nothing will tip over in transit. And during the time I'm loading, sometimes I decide I need something from the adjacent liquor store.

I've never understood why people sit and wait for spots when there's spots available. Drive around. If someone is pulling out, sure, but don't watch people load their shit up.

I think that's a reasonable cause to call in sick

My sister and I were eating at a popular bagel place (buy at front, find your own table). Finishing up, one of us stood up to put on a jacket, woman from a table at the side immediately comes over and sits down, staking the 'better' table. No hello, no may I take your seat, just a Karen sit n grab.

"I literally live here."

Oh man, the comment section here is a cesspit.

(to staff) I'll tip you $100 to string that hag along, keep feeding me coffee, come and "ask" me about operations when they're in earshot and then tell her I'm the owner and will sit where I damn well want.

Just say, "Sorry, I'm working from home today."

Leave her upset and confused.

If both parties are reasonable people, there’s nothing wrong with vacating your seat so someone can have it if you’re done with that seat. It depends on how she asked because you’re not entitled to kindness or generosity if you’re a bully or rude. Since he seemed to have mind it, I am guessing either she asked rudely or he perceived rudeness in her ask.

People be like "we don't know if that exact quote is how it happened". Duh! We don't know if anything of that story even happened we don't even know if the tweeter is a human or a cat.

However it makes no sense to assume part of the story to be true and a different part not. You either for a discussion assume it to be true or not.

For other discussion not about the situation it may make sense to only assume part of the story. But this is rarely the case.

If someone honked at my grandpa to hurry up, he'd put the car in park and smoke a cigar.

Having an entire day to dedicate to snark sounds nice

Could be fake but I won't be surprised if it isn't.

#ProudlyAsshole