this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

Attention Deficient Hyperactivity Duck

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me, except for the parts about being focused, calm, and ready for anything that the world throws at me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

"I am barely keeping it together, but good thing nobody noticed"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I can't even do a routine

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yeah I was working in a bingo hall turned into a call center. I was getting accosted by people foisting on me small scraps of paper with illegible scrawl. "You need to call this guy", etc. I had no idea wtf to do.

That's the dream I had after going to actual bingo with friends "ironically" but I abandoned them and went to the bar next door.

Edit; unsure what happened here. I guess it fits the theme a little bit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Except if it's a puppy you see in the park.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago