this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2024
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A man owned a music shop, and his lover owned the flower shop next door.

One day she came by and asked if he'd like to have some flowers to brighten up his store.

"Yes, please. Put roses on the piano and tulips on my organ."

[old, old, old joke]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

I was just thinking that there are no scenes of Scotty and McCoy sharing a glass or two and telling tales in TOS. A shameful dereliction

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thought this was an aaaaaace community for a second

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dunno if it's a community or the type of battery my remote uses

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

It was an asexual shitposting community back at the old place

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not the Picard manoeuvre he was expecting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Thrusts at full force, stops immediately before penetration, ejaculates.

The Picard Maneuver