this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2024
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NEVADA, Feb 11 (Hexbear) - Popular musical artists Usher was seen choking to death on a meatball during a rehearsal for his upcoming Super Bowl LVIII Half Time Show performance. Witnesses to the event report hearing him shout "Mama Mia! I'ma choking to death on a Meat Ball!" as shocked onlookers stared on, assuming it was a part of his performance.

Usher was quickly taken to Saint Glory Mercy's General Hospital but was declared dead on arrival.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Holy shit… he was probably the musician on earth, can’t believe this is how he goes…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Bet it was Taylor Swift.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

There's where he fucked up, shouldn't eat such a big meal like mom's spaghetti before the big show.