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Sometimes a log slides out and I'll be like I haven't even eaten anything recently, where did you come from

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

doesn't it take like 18-24 hours for food to fully digest? so you gotta be thinking 2-3 meals back

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

No I'm accounting for this, I only eat one big meal a day anyway

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

There is an inconsistent delay in food intake versus waste output. Please use a time delay correlation function.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Pooping is reactionary

gulag

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Nope it will come out as a small hard lump

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

are you Nibbler from Futurama

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

We must use his poops for space travel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Means you're efficient, well oiled machine

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If I remember correctly a lot of the physical mass of poop can be comprised of body waste that doesn't come from food like dead blood cells and bacteria

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just like how most of the mass you lose actually is exhaled, since after all the bulk of the biological magic happening in your body is powered by turning oxygen + other things into CO2 gas and energy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If I burn fat, does it come out as sweat, breath, or shit? I know its not piss because fat is not water soluble.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm not an expert but I think it goes as all 3, just mostly breath.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

So basically your mouth is your air intake and exhaust pipe in one system?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

you're literally full of it 🙄

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Didn't realise my cat posted on hexbear.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

If you want faster results just eat more fiber in between meals.

Soluble fiber is the best way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

born 2 shit

forced 2 wipe

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

make sure to keep a clean poop knife

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Looking into the toilet as if the floaters were magic balls that can tell me the future