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[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Never knew Tucker wanted to be a three letter agent outright, but as Putin said: "Thank god they didn't let you in, it's a serious organization from what I hear."

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I mean, look at his fucking failson ass here in Iraq...

Looks like the nerdiest, preppy kid shit I ever seen, only beaten by Elon Musk's shooting range photos....

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Even holding a gun he looks like a hopeless dweeb.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Dude was so happy at the thought that MAYBE he’d get to shoot someone (he would have been owned by some teen in a chicom chestrig) that he couldn’t help but smile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

real hyuck hyuck energy

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You know what else is weird? As the article talks about, Tucker Carlson's step mom is heir to the Swanson Foods fortune and he has ties to the CIA. Anderson Cooper's mom is heir to the Vanderbilt fortune and he also has ties to the CIA: https://thegrayzone.com/2020/02/25/vanderbilt-anderson-cooper-cia-college/

One is "conservative" and one is "liberal", but when you dig into their history, both come from oligarch families and have suspicious ties to US intelligence. Makes you wonder about why they made a career in journalism, doesn't it? It's almost as if there's a concerted effort by the ruling class to manipulate public opinion in part by sticking their own people in prominent news media roles.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

😮‍💨

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

His father, Richard “Dick” Carlson is an important journalist and high state official who was appointed by Ronald Reagan as director of the U.S. Information Agency (USIA), the body that oversees government-funded media, including Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty, Radio and TV Martí and Voice of America, of which Dick was also the director. (USIA has since been replaced by the U.S. Agency for Global Media). Together, these outlets are part of what The New York Times called a “worldwide propaganda network built by the CIA.” Their goal is to bombard enemy countries with regime-change propaganda. Until the 1970s, Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty was directly funded by the CIA.

https://www.mintpressnews.com/tucker-carlson-biography-nicaragua-cia/279782/

yikes I just finished reading it, it gets so much worse

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Dick Carlson also made a career out of publically harassing and outing trans people iirc

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Holy shit, it just keeps getting worse as you keep reading.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Putin really is the king of Resting Disdain Face

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago

Tucker is the king of "confused, perpetually biwildered cracker" face

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

That's giving him too much credit

That's prbly his Resting Confusion face as well... I mean, all of his faces all look like that...

confusion

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Bernie was a real contender back in th day. bern-disgust

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago

man it woulve been so cool if a competant interviewer killed tucker and wore his skin beforehand

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Putin got briefed on Carlson by intelligence before this lmao. Surely he has better things to do

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

since's putin is ex-KGB this is like spy on """"spy"""" mind games isn't it?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It seemed more like sarcastic dismissal, especially since Putin then said something like "It's fortunate they didn't let you in. I hear it's a serious organization." Putin talked to the guy but sometimes seemed exasperated with Tucker.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Gonna add this to my 'HB staples' folder.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Wow that is fucking amazing. Out of all the pundits out there I will always hate Tucker the worst because of this anti establishment persona he’s built for himself since leaving fox. He obviously did this interview because it’s provocative and is right in line with what he’s trying to do. Get fucking checked bitch.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Lmao this is a funny moment of the year to be sure. Let's see what else 2024 has up for us

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

putin is dragging this man