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Less Poop on you Pig Balls. Less black mold in your future. Fewer twitter posts on your front page.
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Less snake in your boot
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2024
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Less gold in them hills
You all should be ashamed of debasing a native american like this
Curses were cooler back in the old days
Comfortable. Not drinking too much. Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries. At ease. Eating well. No more microwave dinners and saturated fats. A patient, better driver. A safer car. Baby smiling in back seat. Sleeping well. No bad dreams.
I'd love for there to be less paper on my toilet paper roll. No one sells rolls that fit any of the holders I've had in my entire adult life.
So true you gotta two hand turn the first 10 times around like what am I raising water from a fuckin well
Plus I buy 8 rolls and it says "=32 rolls" on the package like mfer I can count
The toilet paper math is one of those things I think "when I'm emperor these liars will be punished," before going back to my sad existence as some guy
If installed as dictator my first two moves would be banning paper product "math" and billboards.
No me
Probably because they're equating it to single-ply toilet paper. But we've evolved as a species. The only people who get single-ply are shitty ass employers who want their employees assholes to suffer so they get that cheap shit that feels like low grit sandpaper
it's not even sandpaper it's like fairy floss. It dissolves when it touches moisture
Single ply toilet paper is a hate crime.
Less hog in your post
Less cum in your nut
Treats, treats, and bullshit that capitalists tricked Burgerlanders into believing is a necessity despite the rest of the world having figured out a way around it ages ago. The most American things ever.
Why did you do two bad things and a good thing?
Why is anglo tsai ingwen telling me to eat and shit less.