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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

tweet ~~deleted~~ unfortunately fake but he is still at it with elmo

edit: not a real tweet, got baited by my IRL friend. he's still actually beefing with elmo, as seen below che-smile

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago

Elmo loves you please be kind and everything will be okay!

up-yours-woke-moralists FUCK YOU ELMO you bastard, you woke MORALIST, agent of the WHITE GENOCIDE

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (4 children)

What even. How does he get "wanting to discriminate against white people" from this?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

that coma killed all but 3 neurons and they're passing the word "woke" in a circle

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

He's probably mad that PoC (both people and puppets of color lol) exist on Sesame Street.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Who knows. The benzos melted his brain.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

She's supposed to be a caricature, but she is a 100% accurate representative of the average human being.

Sometimes I hate being one of the few people with a conscience.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Perfect ad placement for a Peterson tweet lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Have you been scammed? Call me, to get scammed again!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Do you condemn Hamza?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The tweet is fake. Peterson tweets a lot of unhinged bs but he didn't tweet this one, unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

We have Koishi emotes?? koishi-wave

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A grown adult man is having one sided twitter slap fight with Elmo, an 8 year old muppet beloved by generations of children.

How do you do that and not realize that you've gone seriously, seriously off the narrow path?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Also “horrible whiny puppet”? My fucking guy you are literally known as Kermit The Frog.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When you’re 50 and still in your “let’s get together and kill barney” phase

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

lol, always a good sign when a "leading self-help guru" unironically and ignorantly does an almost perfect recreation of a Simpson's bit about irrational hatred

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

you may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Elmo says no war but race war.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Gulag the crackers: Race retribution now.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

JP locking down the demographic of kill Barney kids

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Maybe the tweet is fake but it makes for a good meme photoshopping it as chuds getting mad at things that are not discriminating against white people at all.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Shut the fuck up, this is not real, this can't be real... Is this real?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

American slang words are just so stupid and full of "false friends" (and they're definitely not friends!) to us outsider. I first read this as boofing until I realized that's something else. Beefing, I mean. Man fuck America.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Reminds me of Rod Drehr and Blue's Clues

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Those replies are so brainworms

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

frothingfash Elmo is woke!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

fascist infighting