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One time in middle school I farted on my hand and tried to stick it in my friends face. (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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He told and I got sent to the principal. The principal said "That is one of the foulest things you can do"

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Hexbear user origin story

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yeah that is a pretty fucked up thing to do. One time I got fooled into putting my hand over my face, because according to the asshole "if you hand fits your face you have cancer" then he hit the back of my hand and it hurt, fuck you man owl-pissed

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Some jokes never go out of style because there's always more annoying 7th graders on the way

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Did he then tell you that you had something on your shirt and flick your nose?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

It's called a buttercup.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Your friend was a snitch. Also your principle lacks imagination.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

You appear to be a weird and ugly nerd.