kinda feel bad for him tbh? Like imagine your fucking dad is Trump. Donald J. Trump. As your dad. Like 
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when your dad becomes the president and you have to move into a smaller house
hate when that happens.
Trump is your dad and you're a techy kid with probably unfettered access to the internet lmfao
2039: Barron is now 12'7". Warriors of lesser nations tremble in his shadow. He eats granite boulders for breakfast and shits bullets. Woe betide any who cross his path
Reminder that rich people inject their kids with growth hormones and a bunch of them got diseases back in the day since it was harvested from cadavers.
In case anyone wants to read something on this that is recent. Turns out some people do not have early-onset Alzheimer's its just their brains turning into sponges due to prion disease.
patch notes
What's new in Barron v17.1.2
- Increased shoe size from 12 to 13
- Added a taste for caviar
- Adjusted daily caloric intake from 3,300 kcal/day to 3,600 kcal/day to account for lacrosse training
- Various bug fixes
I know that's how genetics tend to work, but wow do their faces look alike in this picture
The height kind of disproves gene theory
Trump is 6'0" and Melania is 5'11"
If you average them out, adding 6 inches to Melania to control for males being taller, Barron should be 6'2.5"
It basically proves that the genetics for height aren't understood at all, like even a little bit
Height seems to be mostly an epigenetic thing based on multi-generational nutrition, with a lot of fuzzy wiggle room to just do whatever. Like if multiple generations don't suffer famine then they get progressively taller and eventually start hovering around the 6' mark, while populations under frequent nutritional stress remain smaller and hover around the 5' mark. And that's even before getting into weirder nutritional diseases that can further stunt growth and development if a population's diet lacks certain things.
And then there are just wild outliers, like anyone going well above 6' is probably not genetics so much as random chance (unless they have specific genetic disorders that cause increased height alongside serious health problems).
The Slenderman gene skips generations
...for you.
How tall was Melania's bodyguard in the mid '90s?
Kid was born in 2006
Great, now I feel even older.
If it makes you feel any better I'm only a couple years older than him and also can't wrap my mind around the fact '06 kids are 18 this year
Also idk if it's the hair and the suit but he looks like 28 here?
It was Marla Maples with the bodyguard. Not enough conspiracy theories about Spencer Wagner's death. We should start one.
He will continue growing until one day he wil eat the moon
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIGHER SON
fuck me this is good
Has he ever smiled?
Woould you ever smile if your dad was Trump? Just look at Don Jr, the pain behind his eyes
Standing lessons really paying off, I see
not sure if someone posted it here last night or where i saw it, but another post pointed out that Barron is 6'8 and Slovenian, so he can certainly dunk and should go for a high draft pick
if you renamed him barronic trumpovic and took like three videos of him shooting baskets in front of his house he could be drafted in the first round at any point between 1996 and 2012, even with absolutely no record of any kind of basketball experience
PROOF OF NEPHILIM (REAL)
picture of barron trump
Been saying for years the B Trump is the last of the half nephilim and will bring about heaven on earth.
Where's the Tiffany Trump update? How tall is she? How's her javelin throw? When's she going to appear on First We Feast's Hot Ones™?
Trump claims 6'3 so far as everyone knows he's closer to 6'0 or 6'1. And wears lifts lol.
Dumb goofball
This is like a Welcome to the Machine moment for him isn't it? Those eyes look like pain. Last I seen of him was when he was just up to Trump's midsection.
Those eyes look like pain
Imagine holding out for an inheritance and Donald Trump is your dad. Eric and Don Jr have both been alive long enough that their brains are permanently ruined by it, and Baron is currently going through the process of being ruined by it. Those eyes are why Marla took Tiffany and ran (not that it mattered much in the end tho).
He might just be into looksmaxxing or whatever for the month
Edit: after ruminating, I feel like he’d definitely be a mewer, and that he shares his dad’s epigenetic behavior of thinking that every character in Succession is Literally Him
It's like the social media version of seeing a distant relative and them going "You've grown so big since I've last seen you!" idk