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[-] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago

What if he gets eaten by the working class?

[-] [email protected] 39 points 7 months ago

Can we all stop discussing it and just do it? I got the sweet baby Ray's ready, I'm a vegetarian but I'll take bite of the billionaire just to show my commitment

[-] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago

Action requires organization. Organization requires communication. Communication is controlled by the owning class, and stifled when the wrong conversations start.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

If you are vegetarian bcs of environmental/animal reasons - good news, it's actually "super vegetarian" to eat the rich :D

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

For everyone to get a bit of Bezos we have introduced Bezos Biscuits (TM), now with 4 new flavors: heart, liver, kidney and the most requested testicles.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Green Bezos Biscuits™ is not people!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Ah yes the green variant is vegan friendly, it's the red one that's certified made from Bezos, there's like half a gram Bezos in each packet.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

(No, not like that - I'm saying Bezos isn't people.)

(Also the green is a reference to Soylent of the same color)

[-] [email protected] 21 points 7 months ago

Knowing your limits is respectable.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

A llama?!? He was supposed to be dead!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I'm glad experts agree on the important part.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

That entirely depends on how Amazon's stocks prices handles him being eaten by a Whale.

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