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[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What if he gets eaten by the working class?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can we all stop discussing it and just do it? I got the sweet baby Ray's ready, I'm a vegetarian but I'll take bite of the billionaire just to show my commitment

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Action requires organization. Organization requires communication. Communication is controlled by the owning class, and stifled when the wrong conversations start.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

If you are vegetarian bcs of environmental/animal reasons - good news, it's actually "super vegetarian" to eat the rich :D

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For everyone to get a bit of Bezos we have introduced Bezos Biscuits (TM), now with 4 new flavors: heart, liver, kidney and the most requested testicles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Green Bezos Biscuits™ is not people!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes the green variant is vegan friendly, it's the red one that's certified made from Bezos, there's like half a gram Bezos in each packet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

(No, not like that - I'm saying Bezos isn't people.)

(Also the green is a reference to Soylent of the same color)