More like /c/ThatHappened, amirite?
Greentext
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
That's all of 4chan. I look at it as a creative writing website.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Rght at the top.
Surely, you don't think OP lied about walking the dinosaur.
You must be new to greentexts
Because of course they happened. Silly goose!
If those things didn’t happen then I couldn’t justify my bigotry and the social black hole I threw myself into. They definitely happened and I’m oppressed, right? Right? I’m right, right??
I mean all greentext is real and straight. It's the law.
“Oh hey, black looks even better!”